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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

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This is so me

7 things all anxious people understand. 

Me

I am all of these

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i still think about the atla finale a lot /HAPPY SIGHHHHHH

(this was for a postcard, i made the elements glossy and now i can’t stop playing with it wah)

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cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower

omfg it actually works

This is aweso-praise him

PRAISE HIM

PRAISE HIM

PRAISE HIM

PRAISE HIM

PRAISE HIM

seeing this and sitting there for 5 minutes moving your hands on the screen…

PRAISE HIM

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Book 4: Episode 3 ‘The Coronation’ 
Friday, October 17 at 11:00 Am or even earlier on Nick.com/korra 

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Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

Life will always find a way.

Nature will reclaim itself.

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Announced during the tour: Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes! Coming Aug. 18, 2015.

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You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

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Aang’s all grown up

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